Cats!

Well, I just auditioned for the national tour of Cats! I got called back for Gus/Growltiger! I'm not a very good auditioner, and I am terrified to actually go through the process of auditioning! I don't know what it is, but I am fine as soon as I am getting a paycheck! Anyway, I have a wonderful friend who decided to go with me. She knows me too well, and knew that I would say I had auditioned, and say that I had not been cast (having not even gone to the audition)! She made me go, and it seems that this was a good thing. After I almost threw up, and needed a bag to breathe into, it was worth it. Now on to round two! Who knows. I might not even have a role to audition for. This years tour is offered to stay on for another year. If the current Gus wants to tour again, then I am up shit's creek without a paddle. At least they have me on file! I have to go back in on May 7. I think I'm gonna puke.

Rain, rain...Here to Stay! I tripped over boobs and the dog went away!

Well, it's raining. Just ordered in, and am feeling guilty about forcing a delivery person to trudge through this deluge. What's worse is that I ordered from my place of employment. This means that I will undoubtedly know the delivery boy! This is why my roomie is currently putting on her bra. I informed her that she simply must go to the door for me. Thank god! I've tripped over them no less than twice. I mean, good god! I thought I was getting a roommate. Not three! I suppose I should allow for the worlds fluffiest pillows, because her dog has been missing for a week now. I think the dog is stuck under them due to the whimpers that I can hear only occasionally. One would think that the dog would need to eat, but I'm also missing last nights chinese take out! I'm not saying that she hid the take out in her boobs, but I swear that I caught a glimps of a chop stick sticking out from underneath the left one! By the way...my roommate is reading this over my shoulder, and giggling. She knows that I am kidding! I only tripped once!

What really grinds my gears!

If you love family guy, you will get the title. If not, please do yourself a favor and start enjoying the hilarity.
This is my first blog...ever. I've never even read them before! Here's to new things in life!
What grinds my gears? Buying new computers. I bought this lovely bit of technology on Saturday. It is now Thursday, and I have just, for the first time signed on to the internet. Talk about frustrating! But, I'm not going to use this public forum to merely bitch about my life. I'll probably use it to bitch about others' lives.
By the way, ems kenfur is a lovely phrase I picked up from a beautiful Ethiopian woman with whom I have the pleasure of working!
Until next time...